Horror show by misfit Maidenhead Magpies
The faithful Maidenhead away fans thought that an expected Christmas present of a rare victory was on the way - at least for the first 33 minutes, writes David Sweeney.
The Maidenhead Mags stroked the ball around with unaccustomed composure, finding plenty of holes in a Farnborough team not afraid to push forward, An Ashe cross reached Hughes' head but he had no control and the ball ballooned wide.
Similarly White got on the end of a Gallen free kick but couldn't control his header. Lewington was prominent in midfield with Parsons pushing forward and Kwakye actually beat his defender to make a cross.
Lee Newman found space in the box and rounded the keeper, only to find it too difficult to get a shot in - not for the last time in the afternoon. Hughes troubled his former club without making any clear chances but a good penalty cry was denied when a goalward shot was deflected by a home hand.
A hint of what was to come came after 24 minutes when an Elsegood backwards header found Gasson whose downward header was well saved by Tarr.
Maidenhead kept coming forward and a great Hughes' header found Ashe with enough space to shimmy past the defender but then shoot wide.
The Maidenhead away team had dominated the opening period, lacking only a clinical finish.
However normal service was resumed in the 34th minute when a quick free kick found Harkness the wrong side of Elsegood and an accurate header gave Tarr no chance. The team visibly deflated on losing such a soft goal and the rest of the half was one-way traffic with a couple of goalmouth scrambles required to avoid a second. When the second came it was another give away goal as a desultory back pass was reached by Harkness before the keeper, leaving a simple tap-in.
The Maidenhead Mags' current form was summed up when Newman chased a back pass and was the gifted the ball by a woeful clearance. Lee paused and the keeper had time to regain the ball.
The second half was horror stuff. The whole of the Maidenhead midfield went AWOL for most of the half, losing all appetite after an excellent third goal for Farnborough when Pattisons' first touch on a very sharp pass took him past the defender and there was no pausing from him as the ball was cracked into the net.
The Maidenhead away fans did their best to convey to the team that this wasn't much of a drama but certainly was a crisis. The manager eventually responded by taking off Kwakye and bringing on Bradshaw.
Immediately Maidenhead began to show and a Newman goal was chalked off for offside. Hughes then pulled wide left and an excellent raking cross found Bradshaw with space and time to round the 'keeper and then beat a defender.
He remembered just in time that the object is to get the ball across the line rather than beat defenders and stroked the ball home on 78 minutes.
Mark Boyce then came on for Elsegood and reminded everyone of the art of two-footed tackles. His victim managed to rise and retaliate but the referee unbelievably didn't want to know which clearly misled Scott Tarr into thinking he would be unpunished for rushing from his box and colliding with an attacker who had just pushed the ball past him. Scott will no doubt have time to ponder yet again the concept of inconsistent refereeing after his red card and Dominic White is clearly not cut out for the role of substitute keeper.
Thankfully there was no time for Farnborough to add to the Maidenhead embarrassment level which was quite high enough already.
ic Berkshire ~ Maidenhead
